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INDUCTEE #3

NEW COKE

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    The New Coke saga is a tale of marketing hubris, public taste buds, and the classic "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" wisdom, served with a fizzy twist. In the effervescent world of soft drinks, Coca-Cola decided to stir the pot—or bottle—in 1985 by changing its century-old secret formula. What could possibly go wrong? Spoiler alert: pretty much everything.

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    In an attempt to stay relevant in the cutthroat cola wars, Coca-Cola concocted New Coke, a sweeter version of its iconic beverage. Think of it as Coca-Cola with a sugar rush. They rolled it out with the pomp and circumstance of a royal wedding, expecting the masses to bow down to their new fizzy overlord. But alas, the public reception was colder than a refrigerated Coke. Consumers reacted as if Coca-Cola had replaced their beloved beverage with liquid disappointment. Sales fizzled, and public outcry bubbled over, turning New Coke into a pop culture punchline.

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What Went Wrong?

    First off, Coca-Cola underestimated the sentimental attachment people had with the original formula. It's like replacing Santa Claus with his second cousin, Bob, at Christmas. Then there's the taste; it seems not everyone wanted a soda that could double as syrup. Lastly, the company seemed to ignore the golden rule of "if it's not broken, don't fix it." But hey, who doesn't enjoy a good plot twist in the soda saga?

Fun Facts

  1. The New Coke fiasco is often hailed as one of the biggest marketing blunders ever.

  2. New Coke lasted a mere 79 days before Coca-Cola caved and brought back the original as "Coca-Cola Classic."

  3. Believe it or not, New Coke was actually preferred over the original in blind taste tests.

  4. The conspiracy theory: Some believe Coca-Cola intentionally botched New Coke to boost sales of the original.

  5. New Coke has become a textbook example in marketing courses on how not to mess with a beloved brand. It's the “don't do this” poster child.

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